This is why we can't be friends: what's in a name?

A completely serious conversation tonight:

Me: you say Andrew weird. It's like you don't say the "d"....like an-rue.

Andy: I know. I don't know how to say my name. 

Me: you don't know how to say your name?

Andy: No! It's the same with "Andy"

Me: you don't know how to say Andy?

Andy: << silence >>

Me: it's like "sandy" without the "s".

Andy: I know.. I don't know how to say your name either.

This is why we can't be friends.