This is why we can't be friends: what's in a name?

A completely serious conversation tonight:

Me: you say Andrew weird. It's like you don't say the "d"....like an-rue.

Andy: I know. I don't know how to say my name. 

Me: you don't know how to say your name?

Andy: No! It's the same with "Andy"

Me: you don't know how to say Andy?

Andy: << silence >>

Me: it's like "sandy" without the "s".

Andy: I know.. I don't know how to say your name either.

This is why we can't be friends.

I go to college: so much excitement

Never a dull moment on a college campus...

first there was the Kansas Day Incident on 2014 when a rebel missourian outcast broke into my office AGAIN celebrate Kansas day in style...

and by style I mean covering my floor with 400 dixie cups of sunflower seeds. 

But I made a giant state of Kansas out of them:



and now can share a cup of Kansas Pride with all I know.


later that day...dun dun dun...

the entomologist across the hall....LIKE RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL....

accepted a package for the insect zoo...and of course he had to peek at the giant millipedes and then forgot to close the bag ....fast forward to giant millipedes escaping all the way down the hall...

Then he collects "all" of them and leaves....in the meantime I see 5 inside his door and this "little guy" escaping...

and now I'm having nightmares about millipedes attacking me to get to my 380 cups of sunflower seeds...

sigh.

and yes, I'll be stuffing paper towels under my door when I leave...