It starts out a great idea...sweetly sitting on your couch, sharing a mandarin with your 1 year old.
But it's not. It's really not.
At first it doesn't seem so bad, she is excited when she sees the orange and follows you over to the couch. Excitedly she puts her little arms up and climbs up to sit next to you.
You start to peel the orange...and now things start to go awry..now she is standing at your shoulder...wondering what the crap is taking you so long to peel that orange!
Okay the peel is off, and she has made her way to standing on your lap. You take have the orange and set it aside and are trying to get some large pieces of pulp off the orange...DANGER WILL ROBINSON...SHE IS NOW PUSHING YOUR FACE OUT OF THE WAY WITH HER CHUBBY LITTLE HAND...climbing up your head doing whatever it takes to get to the orange you are trying to peel just out of reach....WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG --- JUST LEAVE ALL THE WHITE STUFF ON THE ORANGE AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH....NOW WOMAN!
and before you know it, she's eaten the whole thing. You didn't think you were going to get any yourself did you? silly momma.
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You have a smart girl! She knows good stuff when she sees it.
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