this is why we can't be friends: what's in a name?

So, we are still working on the whole naming our baby thing...

(yea, we know, time is getting short)

Last night Andy said, 

"So I have a new strategy for naming the baby"

Me: ......

Andy: "Do you want to hear it?"

Me: .....

Andy: "Okay, so I was thinking that we should look for names that mean "one with the beard" or "one with a beard"

Me: .....

this is why we can't be friends.