Yay for a new recurring blog entitled "this is why we can't be friends" dedicated to reasons that Andy and I cannot be friends.
Yesterday as I was leaving work Andy and were talking on the phone about what I needed to get at the grocery store. He was at home so I asked him to email me the list, as I could not talk on the phone, drive and write down the list. As I'm walking through the grocery store I get the list on my phone...this is what it says:
apples/fruit
Yesterday as I was leaving work Andy and were talking on the phone about what I needed to get at the grocery store. He was at home so I asked him to email me the list, as I could not talk on the phone, drive and write down the list. As I'm walking through the grocery store I get the list on my phone...this is what it says:
apples/fruit
bananas
cheese
fart machine
milk
wheat chextortillas
bread
jelly
Fart machine. This is why we can't be friends.
Fart machine. This is why we can't be friends.
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