she said she said

while driving to church.....

Cora: What are you doing momma?

Me: Looking for a kleenex.

Cora: why?

Me: Why do you think?

Cora: What did you say?

Me: Why do you think?

Cora: What did you say?

Me: Why do you think?

Cora: What did you say momma?

Me: silence

Cora: Momma, what did you say?

Me: nevermind.

Cora: tell me what you said.

Me: silence

Cora: Momma, I want to know what you said.

Me: I said, "what do you think?"

Cora: about what?

.......

Andy: <>

Cora: what are you doing?

Andy: getting momma a kleenex.

Cora: she already got one.

Andy: no, she couldn't find one.

Cora: why?

Andy: I'm getting her a kleenex so she can...wash her hands.

Cora: no, kleenexes are to blow your nose.

ALL DAY. EVERY DAY. WITH A ALMOST 4 YEAR OLD.