while driving to church.....
Cora: What are you doing momma?
Me: Looking for a kleenex.
Cora: why?
Me: Why do you think?
Cora: What did you say?
Me: Why do you think?
Cora: What did you say?
Me: Why do you think?
Cora: What did you say momma?
Me: silence
Cora: Momma, what did you say?
Me: nevermind.
Cora: tell me what you said.
Me: silence
Cora: Momma, I want to know what you said.
Me: I said, "what do you think?"
Cora: about what?
.......
Andy: <>
Cora: what are you doing?
Andy: getting momma a kleenex.
Cora: she already got one.
Andy: no, she couldn't find one.
Cora: why?
Andy: I'm getting her a kleenex so she can...wash her hands.
Cora: no, kleenexes are to blow your nose.
ALL DAY. EVERY DAY. WITH A ALMOST 4 YEAR OLD.