footloose...

This is a facebook post from my cousin-in-law Jake:

Did you ever wonder if your day was getting off on the wrong foot (no pun intended)? I think I need to start turning a light on when I get dressed at 5:30 in the morning

Thank you Jake for a good laugh on a Friday!  I hope your day got better from here!

Save the neck for me, Clark.

Sent from my iPhone

i go to college: big office

Today's college student gem comes from a young gentleman, a self identified freshman, who randomly popped into my office this afternoon. His mission, apparently, was to tell me that he has a couple classes in this building, and he always looks in offices as he walks down the office and I have "a big ass office".

That was all he wanted -- to tell me that I have the biggest office he has noticed so far.

um, thanks?

Hmm. Interesting: Hedge balls

This was in the grocery store during a recent visit to Minnesota.

We could all get rich...88 cents at a time!

PS. Maybe the 'DO NOT EAT' wouldn't be quite a necessary if this wasn't set up in the middle of the produce section..just saying.

this is why we can't be friends: grocery list

Yay for a new recurring blog entitled "this is why we can't be friends" dedicated to reasons that Andy and I cannot be friends.

Yesterday as I was leaving work Andy and were talking on the phone about what I needed to get at the grocery store. He was at home so I asked him to email me the list, as I could not talk on the phone, drive and write down the list. As I'm walking through the grocery store I get the list on my phone...this is what it says:

apples/fruit

bananas

cheese

fart machine

milk

wheat chex

tortillas

bread

jelly

Fart machine. This is why we can't be friends.