wordizzle from baby J: beer me

It was like that guy at a party who's enjoying a good beer...

and he seems all normal about it....chillin, relaxin acting all cool, etc.

Then all of a sudden he's really focusing on drinking it....

and he's off in the corner chugging it down by himself..

and before you know it he can't remember how to use a cup....

Except I'm guessing the j-dizzle version ended with a sugar high...followed by crashing by the 4th quarter....

wordizzle from baby J

So when my dad works outside in the summer he sometimes wear's this hat to protect his neck....and of course if Apa was doing it, J-man wanted one too. 

And although he thought it was cool at the time, I think he has a instinctive sense of how silly he looks, as he was quite the wizard at avoiding getting his face on camera.

 

He could give celebrities advice on avoiding papparazzi...

side note:  I totally didn't notice my dad and J-man are wearing matching outfits until this post....

wordizzle from baby J: fishy fishy

Sup yosifs.

This Sunday I took my famizzle fishizzleling.

I caught this fish:

  and this fish:

 and one other fish... all with my little spider man fishing pole.  and all better than these little fish:

  the babies didn't get to fish.  they spent some time playing in baby jail...and clearly were not impressed.

Wordizzle from baby j: growing up

Our little guy is growing up...

wordizzle from baby j: foodie

So I woke up the other day and I thought, "Why isn't a shame that so many people don't know where their food comes from?"

Then I thought, "Hmmm. I shall henceforth only eat food that I pick myself"

...like these yummy garden peas...

 I also demand that my food be cooked right in front of me....and that there be fire involved.

hibachi rules!

wordizzle from baby j: my new rides

My grandpa is gonna help a brother out by pimpin' out that bus in the background..

 

to be my new tailgating ride, yo!  Here's me in it:....

 He also hooked me up with that fly tractor above --- that's why I'm wearing a seed cap -- but gangsta style.

Wordizzle from Baby J: Orlando

Jordan meets Orlando!

wordizzle from baby j: baby names

Since my sister is expecting in August, Andy thought he would try to get Jordan to spill the beans about the new baby's name...

wordizzle from baby j: here's the plan...

Okay, Uncle Andrew...here's the plan:

first, i'm going to wear these ear muffs..

Then I'll look between my legs...

Then you'll wear the earmuffs..

then we can bounce if you want...

  

then we'll lay down

wordizzle from baby j: meooowww

wordizzle from baby j: seriously what is wrong with you....

This is what I'm thinking 100% of the time I spend with Aunt Sandy and Uncle Andrew...

Wordizzle from Baby J: cold feet

Word to the wint-ah, yo.

It is fa-rizzling.

Unsizzle Andrizzle went deer hunting this weekend...when he got back he had feet that were shiverizzling.

I saw him trying to warm up his feet and thought,

"what a great idizzle!"

Wordizzle from Baby J: Yoda

"Much to learn you still have...my old padawan." ... "This is just the beginning!"

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

Oh wait..

no, really...

this thing just broke...hey...can I get a little help over here?

Anyone???

Damn light saber...

Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.


Okay guys, this really isn't working for me...what if I kept the light saber...but was...

BATMAN!!!!


these are just pajamas?

lame.

Wordizzle from Baby J: stickshifts and safetybelts

Check me out in my fly ride...

the best part of chillin' in uncle andizzle's truck...

THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT WORSE THAT IT ALREADY IS.

although, it is hard to reach the clutch..

Wordizzle from baby J: work it.

Waazzzuuppp Wildcat fans.....

How bout them cats, yo. I didn't go to the K-State game this weekend...Aunt Sandy kindly offered to hang out with me while my mom and dad were at the game (go cats!)

Although, secretly I think she just wanted me to do chores for her...

First she had me get all the rocks from under the car...

Then she sent me to do the laundry, yea I know, Uncle Andrew wanted to help carry the basket...

Then they made me rake the yard...

FINALLY they fed me.

and let me rest..

Wordizzle from J-Dizzle: my house my rules

Rules to my cribbizzle:

1. Run inside and giggizzle

2. Throw something out the windizzle...go get it. Repeat.

3. Wait for someone to look at me through one of the windows and then run awizzle.

Wordizzle from Baby J: No Free Rides

It had to end. It had gone on too long. It was time J-Dizzle learned there are no free rides...time to earn that peach I gave him for lunch he stole -- by watering the flowers, and garden, and moving that load of firewood.

So seems to be working, he was falling right into my trap following directions. Then with out warning...

BAM! The tables turn ....

He's clearly gunning for a management position.

Wordizzle from Baby J: sweep me off my feet

i LOVE sweeping. there is nothing left to say.

Wordizzle from Baby J: i go to college

Today a rare combo on the recurring features "Wordizzle from Baby J" and "i go to college"

J-Dizzle: Sup' So I started college today. Chillin' wit Aunt Sandy at her office while gramps-izzle and grams-nizzle had a meeting.

I've decided I am environmentally conscious....I know what you are thinking, "but J-dizzle...those cups haven't been used yet...."

I know...but that's how I roll....

you still get naps in college, right?